Fanfic by: Geraint124x

(A/N: This fanfic is free to be dissed by anyone. I might make some mistakes but I'll edit it soon or later. Please review this Fanfic. Thanks.)

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(Harukin's POV)

We arrived back to our camp under the tree, I saw Wiz was still sleeping and was having a good dream.

I just let her sleep more and started to prepare our lunch today.

I prepared the chopped onion, clean vegetables, salt, soy sauce, sliced mushrooms, sugar, cooking, one-strike bear meat and a Paimon.

"Hey! Harukin! Did you just include Paimon on your recipe that your going to cook right now." Paimon angrily said as she read what I'm thinking.

"Nope, it's just your imagination." I replied.

I placed the wide pot filled with water on top of the bonfire and waited for the water to heated. When the water started to boil, I putted all the ingredients on the pot including Paimon and waited for it to cook.

(Pic here<<<)

"Harukin! Paimon just read on your mind that you're going to put Paimon together with your ingredients on the pot." she complained to me.

"No, your just overthinking things." I said while smirking.

I prepared the fish that I caught and pierced with a stick to be ready to grilled.

"Paimon, I leave the grilling of fish to you. Don't eat it first." I said.

"Paimon won't!" Paimon retorted.

While waiting for our lunch to be cooked, I went towards Wiz-san. I sat beside her and looked at her beautiful face.

To think this adorable idiot woman is actually a lich who sacrificed herself to save her comrades.

I poked her cheek with my index finger.

I felt on my finger that she's alive even though she's an undead.

What's going to happen I kissed her lips right now while she sleeps.

Is she going to be angry to me? I want to see her cute reaction if I did that.

No! What I've even thinking!

I even fully remembered when she was completely naked on top of me when we slipped together in the hot spring in my village.

That was a wonderful view.

Thanks for the treat Wiz-san and nice thighs!

"Harukin! Your perverted thoughts are leaking to Paimon right now." Paimon said while glaring at my back.

"Paimon... can I at least have a privacy on my mind. Even though I thought a lot of lewd things on a girl, but that's only because I'm a man. I can't prevent myself to not to think of those."

"Said by a little boy who's a teenager inside. From the point of view of others, you looked like a little boy who's playing the face of sleeping woman, but from Paimon point of view, your just teenager guy who's taking advantage of the sleeping woman."

I stopped poking Wiz-san face and turned around to glanced at Paimon.

"Okay then, prepare to join with the ingredients on the hotpot Paimon" I took a fighting stance on Paimon.

"Paimon will resist Harukin, bring it on!" Paimon also took a fighting stance while holding a stick in both of her hands with a fishbone stabbed on it.

"Wait! Paimon. Why are the fish that you're grilling only fishbone remained." I pointed at her hands.

"What are you talking about? Paimon didn't eat anything." she replied while I saw a small piece of fish remains on her cheek.

"Then, what are that thing on your cheek."

Paimon wiped her cheek and saw a piece of fish meat on her palm.

"..."

She was silent then shouted,

"Paimon Nigerundayo!" she turned around and ran away from me while floating in the air.

(A/N: "Nigerundayo" means "Run away" in japanese. Jojo reference.)

I chased after her and yelled,

"Come back here! I'm gonna put you in the hotpot!"

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(Wiz POV)

I woke up when I felt a breeze flowed into my face. I opened my eyes then sat up, I smelled something delicious, I glanced at the direction of the smell and saw Harukin tasting the broth in the pot.

"After few more minutes it's ready."

A floating small girl went near him and said while salivating,

"Harukin, can Paimon have a taste too?"

"Sure." Harukin agreed.

He poured a small amount of broth on the cup and gave it to the floating small girl.

The floating small girl took a sip and tasted the broth,

"Hmmm!... it takes good Harukin, Paimon wants to eat it already." she said as her eyes are twinkling.

"Of course, it's even more delicious if I also putted you Paimon on this hotpot." Harukin said.

"Harukin! You're so mean!" the floating small girl pounced his head in anger but, Harukin just laughed at her.

"Hahaha~"

Harukin suddenly noticed me that I already woke up,

"Good morning, sleepyhead, it's already time for lunch." he spoke while walking towards me.

He brushed up my bangs and putted his forehead on mine.

"Wiz-san, do you feel anything bad right now."

I blushed then replied with a soft voice,

"...I don't."

"Okay then, your temperature seems normal so let's eat our lunch already."

He said to me as he retreated his head and went back to prepare our food.

What's that feeling just now.

Why did my heart races when our face was very near each other.

It's like I'm talking to a man who's worried about me.

It felt like I fell in love... No no no, he's a little child.

I will become a criminal if that happened.

"Wiz-san! The food is prepared!... Let's start to eat already." Harukin called me to eat with them.

"Yes! I'm coming." I responded.

I immediately stood up and went towards them.

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After we finished eating, I remembered that I forgot something to ask from Harukin.

"Ummm... Harukin?" I called him.

"Yes? Wiz-san." Harukin responded.

I pointed at the floating little girl beside him and asked,

"What is that little girl floating around you?"

"..."

Harukin was silent.

*PAUSED*

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[We're friends.]

[Emergency food.]<== *Click!*

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"She's our emergency food." Harukin answered

The floating little girl became angry and retorted at Harukin.

"Hey! It's not!... I'm telling you, Paimon is NOT EMERGENCY FOOD!"

"Pfffft..." Harukin snickered at her.

"Harukin! Stop teasing me!" she angrily shouted.

Harukin stopped then he calmed down and said,

"Anyway, I'll introduce you, this is Paimon... She'll gonna be coming with us on our journey from now on."

I glanced at our companion and also introduced myself,

"Hello! Paimon. My name is Wiz, please take care of me on our journey." I bowed.

She also bowed to me and replied,

"Paimon too also Wiz, please take care of Paimon from now on."

"And also Wiz, please be careful of Harukin. He might be appeared kind and gentle little boy in front of you but deep inside, he's had a mind of a horny teenager with a thigh fetish who's lusting after your thick thighs." she followed.

"Ehh?" I reacted.

I slightly blushed when I heard what she said.

"PA-I-MON!" Harukin was burning in anger as he glared at Paimon.

"That's my payback for calling me emergency food." Paimon responded.

I was panicking.

But, I have to stop these two,

"You two! Please stop fighting." I went between the two of them.

"No! I'm gonna punish this little to teach her not to reveal what I'm thinking." Harukin responded.

"Harukin! Stop it! I'll let you touch mine if you two stop fighting." I yelled at him.

Suddenly, the two of them froze after I yelled.

The two of them are completely shocked.

"..."

Harukin snapped out and spoke first while blushing.

"Wiz-san, did you just said..."

"Wiz, are you also into little boys?" Paimon said with surprised expression.

My face reddened in embarrassment and became flustered,

"Noooooo!!!" I screamed and ran away from them.

(To be continued)

(I'll fix my mistakes tommorow if I found several of them.)