Translated by kuronochan

I took care of the monster.

I carried the sleeping girl and returned to where I came from with Rorona.

I heard Laura and Femil's voice from far away.

(Kehma?!!)

(Eh?!)

(There's a devilish smell! That's why I think Kehma's here!!)

(Why in the world can you tell that?!!)

A free trade of tsukkomi was open.

"Kehmaaaa???????????????!!"

The useless goddess ran to me.

She jumped towards me although I'm carrying a person.

"Is your body alright?! Are you devilishly unscathed?! Blasphemously okay?!!"

"Is there no ordinary adjectives in your vocabulary?!"

"Anyways, anyways, are you alright, okay, fine?!!"

I thought of pinching her cheeks, but I'm carrying a girl right now.

That's why both of my hands are blocked.

So instead, I stepped on Laura's foot.

"Ouchchchchch!!!"

Laura moved both of her hands flutteringly then fell to her butt.

After that, I let her lay flat on her back then stepped on her chest.

"As you can see, I'm devilishly healthy."

"Fueeeeeeee?????n!! Feet hurtsss! Feet heavyyy!! Move ittt?, idioottt??!!"

Laura puts her hands on my foot, trying to move it away.

However, there was no way that I can be moved with the useless goddess's power.

I made a sadistic smile and stepped on Laura as if to rub my feet.

"Fueeeeee?????????????????n!!"

The teary-eyed useless goddess was lovely to the max.

Oh reallyーーI'm such a sadist.

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"Fueen??....... Kehma you idioot?......"

I let the girl that I carried sleep on the carriage.

The stupid Laura sobbed while she grabbed her chest that I stepped on.

She is slightly cute.

"By the way, where's Rorona-chan?"

"Come to think of it, she isn't around."

"I feel her presence, behind that tree, though......"

Femil said when we were talking.

Her bunny ears were fidgeting.

I went there.

She was there.

"Kuu......"

She sat holding her knees together, burying her face between them.

"What are you doing?"

"Fuha?!!"

Rorona stared at my face and the rest's, then started to panic.

Her eyes became full of tears, her long eyelashes trembled andーー.

"???????????!!!"

She prostrated.

Its depth was as deep as her forehead buried. It is a serious dogeza that extended up to her elbow.

She whispered as her body and voice trembled.

"I, I, I do not have, t-the face to show you......

O-On top of saying rude things, I acted in an outrage......"

It was a confession from her heart.

I think that it is not something that she needs to do a dogeza for, but I understand her feeling of wanting to apologize.

Both Femil and I thought of what words to say to forgive her.

Butーー.

"............?"

Laura did not understand.

She made her eyebrows close to each other and tilted her head as she stared at me and Rorona alternately.

"Rorona-chan, did you do something bad again......?"

"Didn't I kick you away......?!"

"Well, that is true, I think that something like that was done to me......"

Laura glanced at me.

It was written on her face that it wasn't much comparing it to me who kicked her away then stepped on her as well.

"After kicking you away, I told something bad too......"

"Did you say something like that......?"

Laura seriously tilted her head.

"After getting kicked, I remember getting told, 『You are a Great Goddess who will be loved without needing to do anything. I shall do all the work in your stead』, properly though......"

She doesn't remember at allーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー!!!

As expected of a useless goddess. A woman with intelligence lower than a chicken.

"Eh?! Are?! Was it wrong?!

But, the nuance was something like that right?!!"

"She is forgiving me by, letting it pass by, forgetting about my rudeness huh......"

"I didn't forget nor I made it pass by you know?!

After all, it is an important memory!

It is only Rorona-chan who told me, 『You do not need to work. All you need to do is lay around』you know!!"

"What an excellent character......!"

Laura was only an idiot, but Rorona was moved.

But despite that, the result is the same, so I think that it is good like that.

I let the adventurers that we picked up ride on the carriage behind, and rode the carriage ahead.

It is a hood-less carriage that one can move immediately in the case of an enemy attack.

Although there were no big shots appearing, mobs would come out normally.

"Orc, 10......no, 20 huh."

"Please leave it to me!"

Rorona said while holding her sword.

"No, it's fine. Just rest."

"But......"

I landed on the ground, leaving behind Rorona who was about to say something.

I walked leisurely.

"I'll warn you at the least, you'll die if you point your clubs to me okay?"

" " " Buhiiii!!!! " " "

I warned them, but the orcs attacked even so.

However, their heads dropped the instant they entered 2-meter radius from me.

I slowly turned around.

The orcs stopped for two, three instants, butーー.

" " " Buhiiii...... " " "

They were dismembered.

"Well then, let's go."

I went to the first carriage.

Femil praised me with flushed red cheeks.

"As expected......?"

She also flutters her tail.

How cute.

"W-Well, it's my believer after all!!"

Although Laura crossed her hands while looking to the side, her cheeks were red.

How cute.

And while those two reacted like that, Rorona, sheーー.

Prostrated.

The second dogeza for today.

"What are you doing......?"

"I am, embarrassed of myselffff......!!"

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"Earlier, and now too, Kehma-dono's skill, it surpasses me in a long way......!!"

"That's true, Roro-chan said this and that to Kehma after all?"

"Why did I, have such unfounded confidence......"

"Well, it is important to know your place after all!"

The second "look who's talking" for today appeared.

Haiku of the heart.

I artistically tied up Laura's twin tails.

"Fueee????n! Yaaa??????n! Fueeeee?????????n!!!"

Laura moaned with a (＞△＜) face, but I did not stop.

I made a spiral conch on Laura's head.

"Kehma, you're crueel......"

"It can't be helped right? It's fun after all."

"What can't be helped with that?!!"

"My......heart, that is."

"Don't say the lowest things like it's cooool!!!"

"Hahaha."

I laughed refreshingly and untied Laura's spiral conch.

I changed it to a wavy long hair, and combed her.

Laura's hair is soft and silky, it feels good to touch.

"I mean, you, you smell very good huh."

I embraced Laura.

"I-I-I-I-Isn't that natural!! A Goddess! That's what I am!"

Laura's words were arrogant, but her face was red.

I can tell her heart racing very quickly because we are so close.

She is so cute to cherish.