Sun Wukong leaned in, "Sixth Brother, what's going on? How come you're back by yourself?"

The Six-Eared Macaque said with a crying tone, "She said she'd had enough, and since I never fought back, she spared me. But wait, what the heck does this have to do with me? You're the one who should be getting beaten up!"

Sun Wukong raised his hands helplessly, "Well... you can't blame me for this, who told you to look so much like me?"

"Big Sister, see, he admitted it!"

Jumping up suddenly, the Six-Eared Macaque pointed at Sun Wukong and yelled.

Sun Wukong thought, 'This is bad,' and turned to run.

But then, a green light fell from the sky, and the King of the Yumihari tribe landed a slap on his forehead, sending sparks flying while Sun Wukong cried out and tumbled to the ground.

The King of the Yumihari tribe took advantage and straddled Sun Wukong, unleashing a torrent of punches!

"You damn monkey, I'll teach you to play tricks! I'll show you to pretend!"

The King of the Yumihari kept hitting and cursing simultaneously.

The Six-Eared Macaque shouted from the side, "Big Sister, hit harder! This deceitful monkey, you can't let him get away with it!"

The King of the Yumihari gave him a glare and said, "Shut up, you're no better! If it's not him, then why pretend to be him?"

The Six-Eared Macaque felt so wronged, pointing at himself, "Big Sister, I swear, I've been saying I'm not him from the very beginning! It was you who didn't believe me!"

The King of the Yumihari said squinting at him, "So you mean to say, it's my fault, then?"

The Six-Eared Macaque wanted to say more, but the bald Monk beside him tugged at him and whispered, "Based on your master's many years of womanizing experience, with women, the less you talk, the better. It's a creature you just can't reason with. If you could have made it clear, you wouldn't have been beaten so much earlier."

Zhu Ganglie looked at Tang Sanzang in surprise, "Master, I always thought you didn't understand women, but it turns out, you do get it! Sixth Brother, all else aside, what master just said is an absolute classic, remember it, and you'll suffer less."

The Six-Eared Macaque thought it over, and indeed it made sense, then he asked softly, "Master, if I can't explain, what should I do then?"

Zhu Ganglie was about to say something, but Tang Sanzang raised a fist and cut in first, "If you can fight, don't yammer on! Whack her!"

Zhu Ganglie heard this and was instantly bewildered, thinking, 'That was rash... indeed, master is still the same, proudly single by virtue of skill!'

The King of the Yumihari, upon hearing this, simply rolled their eyes at Tang Sanzang, then picked up Sun Wukong, "Let's have a chat, shall we?"

With that, the King of the Yumihari prepared to leave with Sun Wukong.

The Six-Eared Macaque would have none of it, "Big Sister, you're not hitting him anymore?"

The King of the Yumihari nodded, "Yeah, no more hitting, any problem with that?"

The Six-Eared Macaque was crestfallen, "It's just... when you hit me, it was for three days and nights. Now when we get to the real culprit, you only hit him three times?"

The King of the Yumihari spoke righteously, "But he's my sworn little brother!"

Finishing the sentence, the King of the Yumihari flew away with Sun Wukong in tow.

Leaving the Six-Eared Macaque standing there, dumbfounded. After a while, he wailed, "Damn it, you knew all along I wasn't him, you were just taking out your anger on me! Damn it... Women, female monkeys, all tricksters, tricksters! Big tricksters!"

At that moment, the Six-Eared Macaque cried.

Overnight passed without words, and the next day, Sun Wukong came back.

Everyone immediately gathered around him.

"Big Brother, where did you two go yesterday? Out all night, don't tell me you, hehehe..." Zhu Ganglie teased.

Sun Wukong shot him a look, "Don't guess, that's my sister! Not my wife! Keep talking nonsense, and don't blame your elder brother Sun for getting rough."

Zhu Ganglie repeatedly waved his hands, "If you don't want to talk about it, then don't. But someone's getting antsy here."

Sun Wukong, looking at the huffy six-eared macaque, the curious White Dragon Horse, and Sha Wujing said, "Listen up, we really didn't do anything. We just cleared up some misunderstandings from the past."

Everyone nodded in understanding.

Seeing that the misunderstanding was resolved, Sun Wukong also felt relieved.

Then... he heard Sha Wujing sidle up to Tang Sanzang, who had just come back from urinating, and say, "Master, Big Brother and the Yu Ruyi King did it, did it all night. He told us not to get the wrong idea."

As soon as Tang Sanzang heard this, his eyes lit up, "All night? He didn't use the Jingu Bang, did he? That would be against the rules!"

When Sun Wukong heard this, his face immediately darkened. Sure enough, the least reliable person in the team was the one who looked the most dependable!

On the journey that followed, the baldy would occasionally come over, poke Sun Wukong's arm, and then slyly ask, "Disciple, tell me the truth, did you take drugs?"

Sun Wukong: "@#￥..."

"Disciple, you really didn't use the Jingu Bang?"

"23￥..."

"Disciple, you didn't use your doppelganger, did you?"

"2#￥..."

...

Eventually, Sun Wukong, unable to bear it any longer, simply shouted that he was going to transform food to eat and finally made his escape.

They continued their westward journey, not knowing how many mountains they had crossed or how many rivers they had passed. In the blink of an eye, another spring had arrived.

As the saying goes, when the sun shines bright and the wildflowers are fragrant, it is mating season for the little animals once again.

So...

"Little demoness? Little demon? Female demon? Female donor? Where are you all? I'm the little monk Tang Sanzang from the Great Tang of the Eastern Land, traveling to the Western Heavens to seek the True Scriptures! A bite of my flesh will grant you immortality! Don't hide, come out quickly!"

A bald man rode a white horse, shouting as he went along.

In the heart of spring, his shouting sent wild pigs scattering about the mountains and birds flying in disarray—clearly, his voice was severely disturbing the peace of other mating creatures.

On the side, Sun Wukong said, "Master, stop shouting. The whole world knows by now that we're impostors, fake, and yet awfully strong. Not only do they not dare to catch you, but it's likely that there are no demons left on the entire road to the Western Heavens."

Upon hearing this, Tang Sanzang's face fell, "I don't believe it. There can't possibly be that every demon in the world is so well-informed. There must be a few that slipped through the net, right?"

Just then, the six-eared macaque flew back and reported, "Master, I've found out!"

Tang Sanzang immediately asked, "Tell me quickly!"

The six-eared macaque said, "Master, as per your orders, I eavesdropped on conversations between many immortals, old ghosts, and bodhisattvas in Heaven, Hell, and the Mountain of Spirits. I've managed to learn a bit about the arrangements on the road to obtaining the scriptures in the Western Heavens."

"Skip the useless parts, get to the point! Are there any demons ahead? How far away is the nearest demon? Are there any female demons? Are they pretty? How are their figures? Do they have long legs?" Tang Sanzang, anxious and scratching his head, urged him on.

The six-eared macaque chuckled, "Master, slow down with your questions. You're asking so much all at once, I can't answer them all."

Tang Sanzang said, "Alright, I'll ask, and you answer! Are there demons ahead?"

"Yes!" said the six-eared macaque.

Tang Sanzang then asked, "Are there wicked female demons?"

The six-eared macaque continued nodding, "Yes!"